You say water, I say water...

The following conversation took place between myself and the guy working in Tony's Diner in Minneapolis on Monday.

(I had an empty cup in my hand for some water)

"Where can I get the water"

"I'm sorry?"

"Where can I get some water" (holding up the cup)

"You want what?"

"Some water..."

"Some...?"

"W a t e r" (I make a drinking motion with my hand and the cup)

"You want something to drink? Like coke?"

"No, I just want some water"

"Some wortter?"

"Yeah, water, to drink, just from the tap"

"Oh, you mean warder"

"Yes, yes, I want some warder, thank you"

He points to where the free water tap is.

I say water (Wart. Er)

He says water (Whad. Er)

I got my water. It tasted good.